Why did Prime Minister Stephen Harper skip the 16th International AIDS Conference in Toronto?
He was afraid of being booed for his opposition to same-sex marriage.
A photo of him shaking hands with Bill Clinton would totally piss off W, thus ruining chances of a Crawford, TX sleepover.
He always likes to spend the third week of August in the least-habitable part of the planet.
He was tired of all that motherfuckin talk about that motherfuckin disease.
AIDS cooties from all those homos and drug users and Africans and gays.
What AIDS conference?

 

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